Playing sword art online: Fatal Bullet. "Oh yea!!!!!!!!!" chapter three is going to be release in March - October sometime between there.

*This is a parody of the song, 'Hallelujah,' and is no way mine. I only own the time spent making this into a parody.*
*Also, it may be a bit rough around the edges, but I wrote it in, like an hour. Sue me.*

You know I've been to the secret place,
Where Notch came down to help our race,
But you don't really care about that, do ya?
It went like this:
the sounds of war, my people they fell, by the score
I was there, whispering Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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First story is live, heck yeah

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It's a number!

A nice round number!

If I ever post again, it'll ruin everything!

But then I can't rant about stuff... that won't do either.

Perhaps if I post two times next time it'll be ok, cuz 202 is palindromic.

But then eventually I'll post again which will make the number the scary prime, 203.

Prime numbers are evil, because they refuse to be divided by anything other than 1 and themselves.

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All right guys. I have almost no idea what I'm doing with Discord, since I only just recently got involved with this program after finding a friend here on FiMFiction who lives in the same city as me.

Still, you can thank ReformedNightmare for setting this up and for convincing me it would be a good idea.

If you want to talk to me, ask me questions, or anything like that, go ahead and join up at the link below.

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Like, winging it the entire way through the story, without any idea of what'll happen or where you're going.

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Yeah, I'm sorry to say this people but as of right now I'm doing something else. Something I made very clear with several posts this past month. Yes, I'm taking on St Elmo's Fire and Farla to stop their destruction of the Pokemon Fandom.

So unless anyone willing to help I can't really focus on anything else right now. Sorry.

I swear I have ideas! I just don't write them down..

You won't BELIEVE how many concepts I have laid out and have done Nothing with because I can't seem to get started.
Perhaps I'm just not much of a fanfic writer.. I want to be.. I certainly have the imagination for it. Maybe I'm just more of an artist... I don't know.. It would take me too long to draw them all down before I get bored and it probably wouldn't get the whole story across. If I even thought it all the way through..

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That's the non-mature feature box. What. The. Actual. Crap.

Edit: It's in the full feature box now too. Sonuvabitch, now I'm going to have to continue it because enough people like it and I know the pain of enjoying a story that the author gives up on.

Pulling Heartstrings just got a new chapter released, and you can get it from here. Let the chaos begin!

Quote from the Book of Swag:
"In his youth, infamous mafia head Swagsire was the leader of a notorious street gang which included: DMXatu, the Natu; Snoop Digg, the Rhydon; EmineMonkey, the Aipom; Eazy M, the Machamp; and Kanye North, the Teddiursa."

Disclaimer:

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Did you know that I have no idea what I'm doing? Like, seriously, if you were to ask me how to write a story, I couldn't really tell you. I can't recite facts about story structure or mechanics or many tips for characterization. I can't explain how to write. I probably make for a terrible editor, aside from hunting for plot holes. I only ever took a creative writing class for a couple weeks before I dropped out of high school the second time (don't ask). I still wrote stuff a lot, I just had

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After I publish Chapter X on FireStarter I have decided that i want to...

Have a look at some other ideas.

What, did you think I was about to say I'd cancel it? I'll do that at the climax of the story, like all the other authors.

Anyway, I'm going to be focusing on other ideas I've had. One of which is a HiE clop.

The other two are HiE's because I have no originality.

That's all I really have to say.

Why hello darlings! Yes everything is fine why do you ask?

I've written words on both my novel ideas, and I've edited a little of my original novel. And.

Oh.

My.

Harmony.

Novels are fucking hard.

Short stories and novellas so efficient! Set a character's goals and move them forward. Pummel them with obstacles until their eyeballs bleed. They persist because they are a plucky type, quasi-happy ending, yay!

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>be me
>finish interlude chapter
>halfway through Episode 03
>try and do artwork for project
>suffer hard drive failure and lose artwork
>sadface.jpeg
>become demotivated
>get sidetracked playing Deus Ex
>"This game is soooo good."
>"I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh well, I'll figure it out later."
>two weeks pass
>finish playing DXHR
>"...Oh shit, forgot to post interlude."
>opens browser

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Alright, so of recent, I have made several new chapters since the last comment on the book. And currently due to my lack of followers or experience, the book and my writing hang partially in the balance of you guys (my audience), and because of the lack of comments of recent I am lacking in fan feedback relating to the book which I so desperately need due to my lack of significant experience besides my book on Wattpad called 'soviet hellscape'. So all I request is criticism in the form of

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I'm bringing 'fixing the balance' out of hiatus, screw it! I might have very little opportunities to write it compared to while I'm at college, but with the possibility of incorporating it into a crossover with another writers story (which I'm helping reboot), there's plenty of reason to bring it back out. Now, where was I up to?

(Gets about half-way through the fic before throwing up violently)

Who the hell is this writer? I can do much better than this!

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To those who have enjoyed my stories, I come bearing news. Some good, some bad. Depends on who you ask.

The bad news first:

My incomplete stories are going into haitus for an indefinite period of time. If you caught some of my early blog posts about my real-life status, you probably understand why. Since returning to this site, I have since gotten a more demanding day-job that takes up almost every single one of my days. Full-time with nearly guaranteed overtime.

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I've been told that I do original characters well,* so I thought I'd share some of my secrets with y'all.

Source

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How mobile doesn't show you any of the cool shit you do on your page anymore?
And the fact that just because you removed comments on desktop doesn't mean you won't get comments from those on mobile
Like fak